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Ew, David, and Other Schitty Quotes: The Little Guide to Schitt's Creek

by Oh

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A compact collection of Schitt’s Creek one-liners

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A compact collection of Schitt’s Creek one-liners

Organized around the show’s eclectic cast, this quote collection brings together more than 150 lines spanning family bickering, Moira’s distinctive turns of phrase, Johnny’s business advice, and Roland’s political observations. Its appeal lies in the variety of voices and situations represented, from relationship advice and celebrity name-drops to the Rose family’s riches-to-rags circumstances in Schitt’s Creek. The format makes it a focused companion to the sitcom, centered on memorable dialogue rather than a retelling of its story.

Good fit for readers who enjoy

  • Fans of the Schitt’s Creek television comedy
  • Readers who enjoy collections of television quotes
  • Those looking for a compact gift tied to the Rose family and its cast

Themes

Family dynamicsComedy and one-linersCelebrity cultureAdvice and relationships

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Book overview

Ew, David!

Schitt's Creek and the Rose family have entered the hearts and homes of viewers all over the world. The heartwarming sitcom follows the newly destitute magnate Johnny Rose, his wife, eccentric soap opera actress Moira, and their two adult children, the pretentious David and jet-setting socialite Alexis, as they set up in Schitt's Creek, a town they once bought as a joke. Now for the first time, the wisecracks, melodrama, relationship advice and gratuitous celebrity name-drops have all been gathered in one place.

Ew, David, and Other Schitty Quotes contains over 150 of the finest quotes from the most infamous riches-to-rags story a small town has ever seen. From side-splitting bickering between David and Alexis and Roland Schitt's political wisdom to Johnny Rose's solid business advice and of course, Moira's many regaling turns of phrase. Whether you need a pick-me-up or a well-timed put-down, let the eclectic cast of Schitt's Creek guide you on your way. Love that journey for us.

'I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now.'
David Rose on his emotional state.

'David, stop acting like a disgruntled pelican.'
Moira asked David to be polite in her unique manner.

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