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Real Ultimate Power

by Robert Hamburger

Ninjas without the code of honor

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Ninjas without the code of honor

Presented as a deliberately confrontational note from Robert Hamburger, the description rejects the familiar idea that ninjas followed a polite, honorable code. Instead, it leans on absurd insults and exaggerated claims about flipping out, going wild, and cutting off heads to frame its comic take on ninja mythology. The source offers little detail about the book’s structure, but signals its central joke clearly: a brash parody of assumptions about what “real” ninjas were like.

Good fit for readers who enjoy

  • Adults interested in irreverent humor about ninjas and martial-arts mythology
  • Readers who enjoy deliberately rude, exaggerated comic voices

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Ninja mythologyParodyExaggeration and absurdity

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Book overview

Dear Stupid Idiots,

A lot of you have been saying that I don't know anything about REAL ninjas. But that's a bunch of bull crap! You dummies don't know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some "code of honor." Yeah right! If by "code of honor," you mean "code to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet," then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads," then you're the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,

Robert Hamburger

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