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Patricia Wants to Cuddle

by Samantha Allen

Reality TV meets queer horror satire

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Reality TV meets queer horror satire

A dating competition lands on a remote Pacific Northwest island, where its contestants’ pursuit of love, attention, and prizes collides with Patricia, a solitary local yearning for connection. Samantha Allen uses this setup to bring reality-TV spectacle into conversation with horror and thriller elements, while also examining contemporary American media culture. The story’s strands include queer romance, self-discovery, and a community of island misfits; the competition’s familiar format becomes the setting for a conflict that is anything but scripted.

Good fit for readers who enjoy

  • Fans of reality dating shows reimagined through satire and horror
  • Readers interested in queer romance, self-discovery, and community
  • Those seeking fiction that critiques contemporary American media culture

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Reality television and media cultureQueer romanceConnection and self-discoveryCommunity

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One of the Best Books of 2022
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"A one-of-a-kind queer horror comedy for people who watch The Bachelor and The X-Files back-to-back." ―Kirkus Reviews

On this season of The Catch, contestants must compete for love. And their lives.

When the final four women in competition for an aloof, somewhat sleazy bachelor's heart arrive on a mysterious island in the Pacific Northwest, they prepare themselves for another week of extreme sleep deprivation, invasive interviews, and, of course, the salacious drama eager viewers nationwide tune in to devour. Each woman came on The Catch for her own reasons―brand sponsorships, followers, and, yes, even love―and they've all got their eyes steadfastly trained on their respective prizes.

Enter Patricia, a temperamental and woefully misunderstood local living alone in the dark, verdant woods, and desperate for connection. Through twists as unexpected as they are wildly entertaining, the self-absorbed cast and jaded crew each make her acquaintance atop the island's tallest and most desolate peak, finding themselves at the center of an action-packed thriller that is far from scripted―and only a few will make the final cut.

A whirlwind romp careening toward a last-girl-standing conclusion, and a scathing indictment of contemporary American media culture, Patricia Wants to Cuddle is also a love story: between star-crossed lesbians who rise above their intolerant town, a deeply ambivalent woman and her budding self-actualization, and a group of misfit islanders forging community against all odds.
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