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Never Take Your Rhino on a Plane

by K. E. Lewis

A rhino-sized travel mishap

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    Winner of the Sid Fleischman Award for Humor

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AlbakiReads Editorial

A rhino-sized travel mishap

A simple travel warning becomes a comic premise: taking a rhinoceros on a plane leads to trouble from the security line through the luggage carousel. The book contrasts other ways of getting around—ship, taxi, car, or train—with the particular folly of air travel alongside an oversized pet. Rhyming text and expressive illustrations support its picture-book take on nonsense poetry, while the airport setting gives the escalating antics a familiar frame for young readers and their caregivers.

Good fit for readers who enjoy

  • Children ages 4–8 who enjoy humorous picture books
  • Families looking for a rhyming read-aloud
  • Fans of silly animal-and-travel scenarios

Themes

Nonsense and absurdityTravel with petsHumor

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Book overview

Winner of Sid Fleischman Award for Humor

A zany picture book packed with rhythm, rhyme, and rambunctiousness about the nonsense you might expect if you take your pet rhino on a plane. For fans of Mo Willems's Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus and Aaron Blabey's Piranhas Don't Eat Bananas.

You can take him on a ship,

hail a taxi for the trip,

waltz him gladly to the car or to the train--

but absolutely never

believe it safe or clever

to take your rhinoceros on a plane.

A cautionary tale about the daredevil stunts and embarrassing antics you will face when traveling with your pet rhinoceros. From the security line to the luggage carousel, there is no hope for a relaxing trip or in-flight movie in this hilarious picture book. Young readers will laugh at the silliness and fun illustrations, while their caregivers will recognize the humor and perhaps even relate to the wild ride that ensues.

With expressive, laugh-out-loud illustrations by Isabel Roxas and lyrical writing by K. E. Lewis that pays homage to nonsense poetry, Never Take Your Rhino on a Plane is a perfect read-aloud pick.

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