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I Punched an Alien and Now We're in Couples Therapy

by Kimberly Lemming

A romance put through an alien experiment

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    By a USA Today bestselling author

    The source describes Kimberly Lemming as a USA Today bestselling author.

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A romance put through an alien experiment

Blair’s abduction and arrival on a dangerous alien world lead to an unexpected bond with Osid, its warlord king. The setup shifts from capture to a research-center program billed as couples counseling, where the pair face hazardous challenges arranged by alien researchers. Their shared opposition becomes part of the relationship’s development, while the researchers’ breeding agenda and further secret plans keep the speculative-romance plot in motion. The description signals a deliberately outlandish mix of alien contact, peril, and explicit romantic content, with a reality-show-style framing for the challenges.

Good fit for readers who enjoy

  • Readers interested in science-fiction romance involving alien contact and a human–alien pairing.
  • Readers comfortable with explicit sexual content and exaggerated, peril-centered romantic scenarios.
  • Readers who enjoy stories featuring an antagonistic research program and couples-counseling challenges.

Themes

Alien contactRomance and bondingCoercive research programsSurvival challenges

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Book overview

A zany and sexy romance about a woman who finds herself stranded on a far-off planet and mated to the warlord alien king, from USA Today bestselling author Kimberly Lemming.

It's not in Blair's nature to just give up. Not when she's beamed up to a spaceship and then dropped on an alien planet. Not even when she's in the middle of a forest fire surrounded by dinosaurs. And definitely not when she's captured by an arrogant alien king. If King Osid thinks he can break her, he's in for a shock. Blair lives by one motto: If you stay ready, you never have to get ready.

But absolutely nothing could have prepared her for finding out that she's that arrogant King Osid's mate.

Despite recent hiccups, the alien researchers are determined to get their breeding program back on track. With that in mind, Blair and Osid are bundled off to the research center for what they're told is couples counseling. As they face a series of increasingly dangerous challenges, it soon becomes clear the research aliens may have confused an episode of The Bachelor with Survivor. Bonding over their common enemy, and shall we say...encouraged by love darts, Blair and Osid let down their walls (and take off their clothes). When they discover that there are--somehow--even more secret plans in the works, another hilarious, steamy, over-the-top adventure is in store.
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