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I Am Not a Vampire (Anymore)

by Darcy Miller Publisher: RANDOM HOUSE

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A mortal senior year with vampire complications

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A mortal senior year with vampire complications

Senior-year plans in Sunrise Harbor, Florida, are disrupted when the narrator is tasked with watching a newborn vampire—her boyfriend Max’s friend Ezra—and an immortal ex returns. The setup ties familiar high-school concerns, including prom, friendship, romance, and history class, to the heroine’s concealed supernatural past. Her attempt to build a human life now puts those new relationships in the path of danger. Vampire lore supplies the central conflict, while the school-year details keep the stakes connected to everyday teenage life.

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Teens and young adults interested in vampire fiction
Readers who enjoy supernatural stories set alongside high-school relationships and senior-year concerns
Fans of YA fiction featuring friendship, romance, and a heroine confronting her past

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Mortality and second chancesFriendship and romanceThe past intruding on a new lifeVampire lore and high-school life

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Book overview

Being a teenager bites--literally. When a classmate develops a thirst for blood, one girl must confront her secret supernatural past before things turn deadly. Sink your teeth into this dark and hilarious YA debut from an award-winning author.

Her past is back for blood.

My goals for senior year were simple:

Find a prom dress I don't hate
Spend as much time as possible with my amazing boyfriend Max (and my even more amazing best friend Sarita)
Maybe try not to flunk history class

My plans did NOT include:

Babysitting a newborn vampire--who also happens to be Max's annoying (and annoyingly cute) buddy Ezra
Fighting off my ex-boyfriend--who did I mention is immortal?
And generally worrying about death and blood and mayhem

Turning human was supposed to mean finally getting a second chance at a normal life. But ever since moving to Sunrise Harbor, Florida, nothing has been normal. What's worse is I actually made friends here. And when my dark past threatens to take it all away, well, being mortal totally sucks.

Award-winning author Darcy Miller makes her YA debut in this wise-cracking and witty entry that brings new blood to your favorite vampire tropes.

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