Hypothermia Is Not an Excuse" by Tomazo (aka Thomas) Pagonis is an uproarious and satirical theatrical masterpiece that blends absurdity, history, and biting humor. Centered around three eccentric women-Liza Macbeth, Valeria Mesalina, and Rosa Dewitt Bukater-on a chaotic quest for eternal youth, the play spirals into a whirlwind of vanity, betrayal, and hilariously misguided magical rituals. As their antics unfold against the backdrop of the Titanic's ill-fated voyage, audiences are treated to sharp critiques of ambition, identity, and human folly. With its meta-theatrical humor, unforgettable characters, and poignant moments of existential reflection, Hypothermia Is Not an Excuse is a brilliantly absurd exploration of life's greatest truths hidden in the most ridiculous farces.