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How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You

by The Oatmeal

Cat behavior, reimagined as comic conspiracy

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Cat behavior, reimagined as comic conspiracy

Matthew Inman turns familiar cat habits into the raw material for jokes, illustrated guides, and comic strips that treat domestic feline behavior as suspiciously strategic. This collection gathers popular work from The Oatmeal alongside 15 previously unseen cat-themed comics; the description also notes a pull-out poster. Its central joke is the gap between ordinary cat-owner experiences and the wildly ominous explanations the comics give them, making the book a collection of visual humor rather than a practical guide to animal behavior.

Good fit for readers who enjoy

  • Adults who enjoy cat-themed humor and comic strips.
  • Fans of The Oatmeal or webcomics.
  • Cat owners who like absurd takes on familiar pet behaviors.

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Cats and their everyday behaviorsAbsurd humorComic strips and visual storytelling

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Book overview

The Oatmeal's most popular cat jokes, plus 15 new and never-before-seen cat-themed comics, are presented in this hilarious collection from Matthew Inman, creator of the popular website The Oatmeal.

#1 New York Times Bestseller

If your cat is kneading you, that's not a sign of affection. Your cat is actually checking your internal organs for weakness. If your cat brings you a dead animal, it isn't a gift. It's a warning.

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a hilarious, brilliant offering of comics, facts, and instructional guides about crazy cat behaviors from the creative wonderland at The Oatmeal.
  • Bestselling cat humor comic collection from Matthew Inman, creator of The Oatmeal, with fan-favorite strips like "How to Pet a Kitty" and "Cat vs. Internet," plus 15 brand-new comics and a bonus pull-out poster
  • Ideal for readers who love cat memes, quirky humor, and webcomics
  • Bite-sized comics and visual humor make this book perfect for casual reading or picking up whenever you need a laugh
  • A great, laugh-out-loud gift for birthdays, holidays, or any cat-obsessed friend and fan of absurd humor

Help the cat lover in your life understand what their furry companion is really thinking! How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You is a must-read--open the book and prepare to laugh (and maybe sleep with one eye open).
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