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How Not to Become a Crotchety Old Man

by Mary McHugh

A comic catalog of curmudgeonly habits

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A comic catalog of curmudgeonly habits

Mary McHugh’s collection gathers more than 250 humorous observations about grumpy older men, pairing them with illustrations by Adrienne Hartman. Its subject is the familiar repertoire of stubborn habits and generational gripes: arguing with the television, declining to ask for directions, or praising how things were made in the past. The book treats these quirks affectionately, turning everyday signs of curmudgeonly behavior into the material for a browsable humor collection.

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  • A lighthearted gift for someone who enjoys jokes about aging and everyday habits.
  • A fit for readers who enjoy humorous observations about relationships and generational quirks.
  • For those seeking a browseable collection of illustrated humor.

Themes

AgingCurmudgeonly habitsGenerational differencesSelf-deprecating humor

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Book overview

A laugh-out-loud gift book by bestselling humor writer Mary McHugh featuring hilarious observations about the lovable habits of grumpy old men--perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, retirement, and anyone who insists they're "not that old."

In this hilarious guide, bestselling humor writer Mary McHugh affectionately celebrates the wonderfully stubborn habits, hilarious quirks, and unforgettable personalities of the cranky men who make life so entertaining. Featuring witty delightful illustrations by Adrienne Hartman, this lighthearted collection captures the moments that make every lovable curmudgeon instantly recognizable--from arguing with the television and refusing to ask for directions to insisting everything was built better "back in the day."

Easy to browse and impossible not to laugh at, this humorous keepsake is the perfect gift for Father's Day, birthdays, retirement parties, holidays, or simply reminding someone special that growing older is a lot more fun when you can laugh at yourself.

  • Features more than 250 funny observations about lovable grumpy old men
  • Lighthearted humor that's relatable for men of every generation
  • Perfect for Father's Day, birthdays, retirement parties, and gag gift exchanges
  • Timeless humor celebrating the lovable grump in all of us

Celebrate the grumpy old man in your life and discover why aging is always better with a good sense of humor.
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