These are the hilarious true stories of my personal pain, injury, and humiliation, all written here for your enjoyment. Admit it: we all get just a little pleasure out of seeing that person who is a habitual red-light runner getting pulled over and given a ticket. This collection of funny stories is written in that spirit; that bit of schadenfreude that exists in all of us. Inside, you will learn about... Ricky, the Stoner Skateboarder, The Great Lawnmower Caper, Basketballhead, Mother of the Year, The Melvyns Gang, and many others. You won't know whether to laugh or cry, but you might do both at the same time! Confession is good for the soul, and there is confession aplenty in this cringe-worthy romp. So, what are you waiting for? Don't you need a little joy in your life, even if it's at my expense? Plunk down your cash and pick one up today (well, the digital version of picking one up, anyway), and while you're at it, pick up one for each of your friends, family members, coworkers--heck, send one to your enemies, maybe sharing someone else's pain will bring you to a better understanding. You might even consider it a public service... nay, duty. You're welcome!