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Effin' Birds 2027 Monthly/Weekly Planner Calendar

Cute birds, filthy mouths.

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Book overview

Cute birds, filthy mouths. Instant mood booster.

Tired of toxic positivity? These birds get it. Each weekly spread in this twelve-month planner features hilarious avian shit-talk paired with intricate vintage bird artwork. With a strong dose of sarcasm, a healthy serving of swear-therapy, and some much-needed side-eye, this planner is here to help you tackle it all--from errands to obligatory social engagements to existential dread. Perfect for fans of fowl humor, sweary sarcasm, and real talk--with wings.

Features include:
  • 7" x 9" (14" x 9" open)
  • Perfect bound
  • Sturdy softcover
  • Printed on FSC-certified paper with soy-based ink
  • Ribbon page marker
  • 12-month planner: January-December 2027
  • Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
  • Monthly and weekly planning pages
  • Weekly spreads include full-color sweary bird artwork and plenty of room to write
  • Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
  • Year-at-a-glance pages for 2026, 2027, and 2028
  • Official major world holidays and observances
  • Moon phases, based on Universal Time
  • Vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings
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I highly recommend to for anyone looking for inner clarity

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Great service and fast service

Great shopping experience! The book arrived quickly, was well packaged, and matched the description perfectly. I would definitely shop with you again

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Olivia

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