Stu is hopelessly in love with the fair maiden, Elemenope, but her father, Sediefge, is a tyrannical nobleman who refuses to marry her to anyone who is not of noble rank (unless he happens to have pretty jewels). Fortunately, Stu's best friend, Cure, has a plan to save the day - although he may have some ulterior motives of his own... Aided by an eccentric cast of characters - including a retired pirate, a love-sick peasant, and a statue - will Stu defeat the odds and win the girl of his dreams, or learn a much more valuable lesson?