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Nobody Wants Your Sh*t: The Art of Decluttering Before You Die (New York Times Bestseller)

by Messie Condo

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Decluttering with a blunt sense of humor

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Awards & Recognition

  • Bestseller

    New York Times bestseller

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Decluttering with a blunt sense of humor

Messie Condo frames decluttering as a practical task with family consequences: sorting possessions now can ease the burden on loved ones later. The guide draws inspiration from Swedish death cleaning and pairs organizing advice with deliberately profane humor. Its subject reaches beyond tidying, connecting decisions about belongings with moving, everyday living, and preparing for the future. The book’s 192-page format presents its tips as a casual, irreverent alternative to more formal organizing guidance.

Good fit for readers who enjoy

  • Adults interested in decluttering and organizing advice
  • Readers who appreciate profane, humorous nonfiction
  • People considering how possessions affect family members over time

Themes

DeclutteringOrganizingFamily responsibilityPreparing for later lifeHumor

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Book overview

A New York Times Bestseller!

Free yourself and your family from the f*cking clutter before you croak!

Inspired by The Gentle Art of Swedish Death Cleaning, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will light a fire under your untidy ass with humor and helpful organizing tips that you'll actually want to use.

Like a delightfully foul-mouthed best friend, this book dishes out the funny, unpretentious advice you need to hear most. You'll discover how to deal with your sh*t like there's no tomorrow, live in the moment without the f*cking mess, and make your life and your eventual death a hell of a lot easier. With this witty guide, you'll learn how to:
  • ditch the d*mn indecision
  • get your sh*t together and feel fantastic
  • give your busy family a f*cking break
  • and more!


Whether you're getting ready to move in, move on, or just move your ass, Nobody Wants Your Sh*t will help you take control of your f*cking life.
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