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Be Happy or I'll Scream!: My Deranged Quest for the Perfect Husband, Family, and Life

by Sheri Lynch

A comic look at the gap between family ideals and daily life

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A comic look at the gap between family ideals and daily life

Sheri Lynch frames marriage and motherhood through the distance between polished family expectations and the messier negotiations of home life. Drawing on the pressures of raising children, managing a household, and relating to a spouse, the book uses humor to examine the labor, frustrations, and absurdities that can sit behind an idealized family image. Its subject is not a blueprint for domestic perfection, but the ongoing attempt to keep perspective—and sanity—when real routines fail to resemble the version imagined in advance.

Good fit for readers who enjoy

  • Married women interested in humorous reflections on family life
  • Readers of comedy about motherhood and household dynamics
  • Fans of Sheri Lynch’s earlier writing on pregnancy and new motherhood

Themes

MarriageMotherhoodFamily expectationsDomestic laborHumor

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Book overview

Be Happy or I'll Scream is for every married woman who has found just the tiniest bit of disconnect between the image of a perfect family in her head-think "The Brady Bunch" or "The Huxtables"-and the evidence in front of her eyes. Instead of darling and compliant rosy-cheeked children and an adorably tolerant husband ready to go along with zany shenanigans, most women are faced with: kids who view family outings with all the enthusiasm of hardened inmates forced to bust rocks in roadside Alabama and a man who would trade every last one of her kooky ideas for a just a teeny little bit more sex and a hot meal on the table at six.

Sheri Lynch, co-cost of radio's syndicated Bob & Sheri, is a superb humorist of modern marriage, mores, and motherhood. Her Hello, My Name Is Mommy decoded the pitfalls of pregnancy and trials of new motherhood. Be Happy or I'll Scream taps into the wackier, even more wonderful world of family and husband management, kid-raising, and sanity maintenance in the face of it all. Her take on what life is really like inside a marriage-as opposed to what it looks like on the holiday card version of same-will ring both wacky and true to any woman who was ever foolish enough to dream of the perfect marriage and family.

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